Making the Most of a Weird Holiday Season: FH063 November 30, 2020 - Once we get past the fact that holidays don't HAVE to look exactly as they have in the past, we can move on and create a season that's as different… More

Once we get past the fact that holidays don’t HAVE to look exactly as they have in the past, we can move on and create a season that’s as different (or bizarre) as our hearts desire. We toss around ideas from outside sources, and chit-chat about how 2020 is putting its weird-ass thumbprint on our own holiday traditions. Also featured on this episode: Susie has a spooky Thanksgiving and Angie celebrates the life of pie.

Unconventional Gratitude: FH062 November 23, 2020 - Toilet paper, squirrels, opposable thumbs, and farts are just a few of the goodies we sometimes take for granted, yet for which we have huge gratitude. Join us as we… More

Toilet paper, squirrels, opposable thumbs, and farts are just a few of the goodies we sometimes take for granted, yet for which we have huge gratitude. Join us as we compare notes on the not oft recognized sources of joy that surround us every day. Also featured on this episode: Susie’s pumped about turkey day, and Angie’s not excited about coming clean.

Advice We’d Give Our Younger Selves: FH061 November 16, 2020 - Stop being so guy crazy. Study harder in school. Learn to manage money. Don't put the wooden spoon between that boy's butt cheeks. Those are just some samples of the… More

Stop being so guy crazy. Study harder in school. Learn to manage money. Don’t put the wooden spoon between that boy’s butt cheeks. Those are just some samples of the oodles of advice we’d give our younger selves. What advice would you give little you? Also featured on this episode: Susie’s feeling constipated and Angie’s gets dirty.

Let’s Talk About Unconventional Self Care: FH060 November 9, 2020 - Do you think cleaning out your purse is self care? You bet it is. We share our favorite out-of-the-box self care practices -- you may already be doing some of… More

Do you think cleaning out your purse is self care? You bet it is. We share our favorite out-of-the-box self care practices — you may already be doing some of them! Also on this episode: Susie wants to know what you’d do if you knew you wouldn’t fail, and Angie’s reading a book about Hollywood Squares.

Fashion Mistakes That Age You? Really?: FH059 November 2, 2020 - We reflect on another oh-so-confusing article that tries to tell us women the items not to wear/things not to do -- this time, because they age us. Most of them… More

We reflect on another oh-so-confusing article that tries to tell us women the items not to wear/things not to do — this time, because they age us. Most of them are questionable, but we both agree nude pantyhose with reinforced toes are probably a no-go. Also featured on this episode: Susie’s husband steals her candle and leaves town, and Angie’s had some heartache.

Halloween Hijinx: FH058 October 26, 2020 - Do you like carving pumpkins? Come on, be honest. It's that spooky season again, and we celebrate by sharing our favorite scary movies (scary is relative, of course), candy, costumes,… More

Do you like carving pumpkins? Come on, be honest. It’s that spooky season again, and we celebrate by sharing our favorite scary movies (scary is relative, of course), candy, costumes, and traditions we secretly can’t stand. Also in this episode: Susie’s tech challenges are all Mercury’s fault and Angie gets glam.

Let’s Talk About Swearing: FH057 October 19, 2020 - There's science that says people who swear like sailors lie less often and have more integrity than the non-potty mouthed ones. We discuss this very important topic, and share our… More

There’s science that says people who swear like sailors lie less often and have more integrity than the non-potty mouthed ones. We discuss this very important topic, and share our favorite swear words. Also featured on this episode: Susie strings us along in more ways than one, and Angie flirts with yet another deadline.

Facts About Women’s Bodies Men Probably Don’t Know: FH056 October 12, 2020 - Women's bodies are complicated, but men (and some women) may be surprised at some of the wild and wonderful things it can do. Also featured on this episode: Susie celebrates… More

Women’s bodies are complicated, but men (and some women) may be surprised at some of the wild and wonderful things it can do. Also featured on this episode: Susie celebrates 27 years of wedded bliss, and Angie’s obsessed with a hidey-hole.

Are You Brand Loyal?: FH055 October 5, 2020 - Do the quality of zips matter on your storage bags? Do you split hairs over hair care products? This week, we spill the products to which we're brand loyal ...… More

Do the quality of zips matter on your storage bags? Do you split hairs over hair care products? This week, we spill the products to which we’re brand loyal … and speaking of spills, don’t even come at us with anything other than a select-a-size paper towel. Also featured on this episode: Susie admires the trek from Poo-Poo Point to Pee-Pee Creek (naturally), and Angie’s broken the seal on her favorite seasonal munchie.

A Few of Our Favorite Things: FH054 September 28, 2020 - Are you obsessed with anything lately? There are a few things totally blowing our skirts up, and we want to tell you all about them. Listen in to hear our… More

Are you obsessed with anything lately? There are a few things totally blowing our skirts up, and we want to tell you all about them. Listen in to hear our current preoccupations in music, sandwiches, drinks, magical personal care products and more. Also featured in this episode: Susie lives next door to spider condos and Angie gets the “short-legged dog” report every morning.