Staying Sane During COVID-19 Insanity: FH027. March 30, 2020 - We're all in the same boat these days, and the ship's gettin' real tight, folks. This week, we share our own methods for shaping a new normal without killing everyone… More

We’re all in the same boat these days, and the ship’s gettin’ real tight, folks. This week, we share our own methods for shaping a new normal without killing everyone in our households. Also featured: creating order in disorder, and should we feel guilty eating all our isolation snacks in one day?

Middle-Age and Body Betrayal, Weird Medicinal Side Effects, and a Clunky Reality Show: FH026 March 23, 2020 - What's going on with our loose bladders and sagging skin? We love our bodies, but sometimes certain parts and functions have a mind of their own as we age. We… More

What’s going on with our loose bladders and sagging skin? We love our bodies, but sometimes certain parts and functions have a mind of their own as we age. We gripe and also praise our middle-aged bodies and all they do (or don’t do). Also featured in this episode: Susie can’t seem to dodge strange side effects, and Angie’s lost 45 minutes of her life watching a clunky British reality show.

50th Birthday Hijinx, Spring Fever, and AARP Conundrums: FH025 March 16, 2020 - Angie turns 50, and has a very important question about Jell-O shots. We learn about throwing garbage at 30-year-old single men, and other bizarre birthday traditions from around the world.… More

Angie turns 50, and has a very important question about Jell-O shots. We learn about throwing garbage at 30-year-old single men, and other bizarre birthday traditions from around the world. Also featured in this episode: Susie confirms that 40 degrees IS the perfect coffee-on-the-porch weather, and Angie wonders if she should give in to the AARP “propaganda.”

Strange-but-True Childhood Fears, Tech Troubles, and Surprise Farts: FH024 March 9, 2020 - Gen X kids grew up with fears of nuclear war and having their face on the side of a milk carton. This week, Angie and Susie recall those, as well… More

Gen X kids grew up with fears of nuclear war and having their face on the side of a milk carton. This week, Angie and Susie recall those, as well as weird-ass fears of shoes, whales, and accidentally opening portals to hell. Also featured on this episode: Susie wonders why technology has to have so many remotes and inputs, and Angie can’t decide if loud farts are worse than the silent-but-deadly ones.

Mid-Life Role Models, Tiny Cauldrons, and Game Night Madness: FH023 March 2, 2020 - There's no shortage of middle-aged people out there kicking ass, and they inspire us! Seriously, Helen Mirren's a total fox with a heart of gold ... and who wouldn't want… More

There’s no shortage of middle-aged people out there kicking ass, and they inspire us! Seriously, Helen Mirren’s a total fox with a heart of gold … and who wouldn’t want Michelle O’Bama’s arms? Also featured in this episode: Susie’s gettin’ witchy, and Angie farted at game night.

Desert Island Wish Lists, Leatherface Love, and Project Runway Inspiration: FH022 February 24, 2020 - Would you bring Champagne as your only drink on a desert island? One of us would. How about a fancy adjustable bed? Yep -- one of us definitely would. This… More

Would you bring Champagne as your only drink on a desert island? One of us would. How about a fancy adjustable bed? Yep — one of us definitely would. This week we reveal our desert island wish lists, and Angie is a cheater. Also featured in this episode: Susie finds she underestimated a classic horror film, and Angie plans to sew some clothing (ass-less chaps?).

Un-Guilty Pleasures, a Creepy Hotel, and Tiny Houses: FH021 February 17, 2020 - Don't you think you should just like what you like -- no guilt? We do too! Own those donuts, yacht rock tunes, and cheesy Hallmark movies! Also featured on this… More

Don’t you think you should just like what you like — no guilt? We do too! Own those donuts, yacht rock tunes, and cheesy Hallmark movies! Also featured on this week’s episode: Susie may or may not have stayed at a haunted hotel, and Angie wonders where she’d put litter boxes in a tiny house.

Coffee Substitutes, Valentine Self-Love, and Smelly Gloves: FH021 February 10, 2020 - This week's episode should probably be called, 'What the Smell?" We try coffee substitutes and have definite opinions about their tastes and smells. Also featured this week: "Smell my pits!;"… More

This week’s episode should probably be called, ‘What the Smell?” We try coffee substitutes and have definite opinions about their tastes and smells. Also featured this week: “Smell my pits!;” dating yourself for Valentine’s Day; childhood memories of “Country Crotch” butter substitute; and Angie’s disgusting gloves. Enjoy!

The Why We Can’t Sleep Book – Gen X Women + Midlife Crisis: FH020 February 3, 2020 - Are Gen X women facing unique roadblocks? Author Ada Calhoun thinks so, and we agree. This week, we dig into Why We Can't Sleep: Women's New Midlife Crisis, and gab… More

Are Gen X women facing unique roadblocks? Author Ada Calhoun thinks so, and we agree. This week, we dig into Why We Can’t Sleep: Women’s New Midlife Crisis, and gab about the book, as well as our own experiences and coping strategies. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s husband’s otherworldly experience with pork nugs, and Angie’s empty nesting for the second time around.

Underwear! Furniture Fun! Condo Curiosity! FH019 January 27, 2020 - What kind of underwear do YOU wear? Has your changing body or age affected the type of skivvies you purchase? This week we share our own exciting (and no-so-exciting) underwear… More

What kind of underwear do YOU wear? Has your changing body or age affected the type of skivvies you purchase? This week we share our own exciting (and no-so-exciting) underwear journeys, as well as muse over such topics as period panties and bubble-wrap chaps. Also featured in this week’s episode: Susie’s mid-century furniture frenzy and Angie’s condo-manifesting madness.