Celebrate Mother’s Day With These Disgusting Retro Recipes: FH084 May 3, 2021 - Nothing says motherly love like a raw-egg platter centerpiece or a meat doll. This week, we've unearthed some of the best-worst recipes that made the '50s/'60s/'70s oh-so classy and gelatin-forward.… More

Nothing says motherly love like a raw-egg platter centerpiece or a meat doll. This week, we’ve unearthed some of the best-worst recipes that made the ’50s/’60s/’70s oh-so classy and gelatin-forward. Also featured on this episode: Susie breaks free and enjoys some pre-Covid goodness, and Angie’s excited about the prospect of actually hugging her daughter on her 25th birthday.

Celebrity Morning Routines — So Much to Say: FH83 April 26, 2021 - Guess what? Jennifer Aniston splashes her face *25 times* with ice water every morning. Plus, Orlando Bloom "eye-gazes," and Gwyneth's Goopy goo is, um, something else. This week, we dish… More

Guess what? Jennifer Aniston splashes her face *25 times* with ice water every morning. Plus, Orlando Bloom “eye-gazes,” and Gwyneth’s Goopy goo is, um, something else. This week, we dish about the good, the bad, and the just plain weird celebrity morning routines; we also share details about our own. Additionally featured on this episode: Susie found a cookbook whose recipes’ key ingredient is harvested from the human body … the male human body, that is; Angie finds cool stuff going with the flow on a mini vacay.

Let’s Talk About the Billie Eilish Doc, The World’s a Little Blurry: FH082 April 19, 2021 - Even if you aren't familiar with her (amazing) music, you've at least by now heard of the award-winning, mega-talented vocal artist, Billie Eilish. We watched The World's a Little Blurry,… More

Even if you aren’t familiar with her (amazing) music, you’ve at least by now heard of the award-winning, mega-talented vocal artist, Billie Eilish. We watched The World’s a Little Blurry, and walked away with all the feelings. We unload those feelings on you this week, dear listeners. Also featured on this episode: Susie’s back in the Shadows and Angie gets cheesy.

Let’s Talk About Confessions of a Prairie Bitch, by Alison (Nellie Oleson) Arngrim April 12, 2021 - As we continue work on our Little House book, we run across gems that simply must be shared. This week, we review Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived… More

As we continue work on our Little House book, we run across gems that simply must be shared. This week, we review Confessions of a Prairie Bitch: How I Survived Nellie Oleson and Learned to Love Being Hated, by none other than the fabulous Alison Arngrim, the actress who played the prairie bitch herself, Nellie Oleson. We think you’ll love this funny, surprising, and revealing memoir as much as we did. Also featured on this episode: Susie wonders, “what’s next,” and Angie’s arm’s getting some action from Pfizer dose #2 this week.

Never Have I Ever: FH080 April 5, 2021 - Remember that drinking game, Never Have I Ever? This week we invite you to play along with us as we try the podcast (non-drinking, damn it) version. We cover skinny… More

Remember that drinking game, Never Have I Ever? This week we invite you to play along with us as we try the podcast (non-drinking, damn it) version. We cover skinny dipping, ignoring the five-second rule, fake IDs and more. Also covered on this episode: Susie’s making a Dexter-inspired birthday treat, and Angie’s excited about Homecoming.

What Topics Can You Talk to Absolute Death? FH:079 March 29, 2021 - Are there subjects you could stay up all night talking about? Have your friends and family begun to tune you out when you go on and on and on ...… More

Are there subjects you could stay up all night talking about? Have your friends and family begun to tune you out when you go on and on and on … and on about certain topics? This week, we reveal our top three “I could talk this to death” topics, and try to guess each other’s choices. Also featured on this episode: Susie prepares for the arrival of the “Shire Collection” and Angie has a mystery bruise (again).

Let’s Talk About Superstitions: FH078 March 22, 2021 - Do you knock on wood? Pick up pennies? This week we share our own superstitions and Suz brings some wacky ones we're pretty sure you've never heard. You may be… More

Do you knock on wood? Pick up pennies? This week we share our own superstitions and Suz brings some wacky ones we’re pretty sure you’ve never heard. You may be inadvertently summoning evil spirits to the dinner table! Also on this episode, Susie fights fruit flies and Angie’s headed out of town for birthday shenanigans.

Tattoo You: FH077 March 15, 2021 - Do you have a tattoo? Is it anywhere interesting? This week, we share our differing opinions and experiences with the ol' ink. Also featured on this episode: Susie's baking a… More

Do you have a tattoo? Is it anywhere interesting? This week, we share our differing opinions and experiences with the ol’ ink. Also featured on this episode: Susie’s baking a 100-year-old cake and Angie’s ready to shake her booty with disco lights.

Let’s Talk About Ghosts: FH076 March 8, 2021 - Do you believe in ghosts? Haunted houses? Sex with poltergeists? We get in the spirit this week and share our opinions and experiences with the supernatural. Also featured on this… More

Do you believe in ghosts? Haunted houses? Sex with poltergeists? We get in the spirit this week and share our opinions and experiences with the supernatural. Also featured on this episode: Susie drops the needle on the Golden Record and Angie’s already poured a second bowl of cereal.

Prairie Fashion: Yea or Nay?: FH075 March 1, 2021 - Have you noticed all the prairiecore (yes, it's a legit term) clothing lining the racks at Target and in popular fashion magazines? Somebody call the Oleson Mercantile -- we've got… More

Have you noticed all the prairiecore (yes, it’s a legit term) clothing lining the racks at Target and in popular fashion magazines? Somebody call the Oleson Mercantile — we’ve got a trend on our hands! This week we churn out some solid opinions on this style, and share how our thoughts may have shifted a bit over past months. Also featured on this episode: Susie get colorful and Angie’s planning a unique date night.