A Few of Our Favorite Things: FH054 September 28, 2020 - Are you obsessed with anything lately? There are a few things totally blowing our skirts up, and we want to tell you all about them. Listen in to hear our… More

Are you obsessed with anything lately? There are a few things totally blowing our skirts up, and we want to tell you all about them. Listen in to hear our current preoccupations in music, sandwiches, drinks, magical personal care products and more. Also featured in this episode: Susie lives next door to spider condos and Angie gets the “short-legged dog” report every morning.

Things That Sound Better Than They Actually Are: FH053 September 21, 2020 - Fancy sports cars and shower sex are just a couple of ideas that seem fun, but really, where do you put your groceries in that tiny car? How do you… More

Fancy sports cars and shower sex are just a couple of ideas that seem fun, but really, where do you put your groceries in that tiny car? How do you keep from slipping in the shower and injuring yourself? Also featured on this episode: Susie’s getting daily KISS alarms, and Angie’s recovering from movin’ on up.

Are You a Fashion Plate?: FH052 September 14, 2020 - How would you describe your style? Do you track the latest fashion trends, or do you have no time for those bollocks? This week, we share our opinions on this… More

How would you describe your style? Do you track the latest fashion trends, or do you have no time for those bollocks? This week, we share our opinions on this year’s fashion passions, and put our own labels on each other’s looks. Also featured in this episode: Susie waxes poetic over candles, and Angie’s added a new slang word to her vocabulary.

How to Get a Husband (According to 1958): FH051 September 7, 2020 - "Get a sunburn." Yep, that's one of the "129 Ways to Get a Husband" as detailed in a 1958 issue of McCall's magazine. Seriously, some of these are real doozies,… More

“Get a sunburn.” Yep, that’s one of the “129 Ways to Get a Husband” as detailed in a 1958 issue of McCall’s magazine. Seriously, some of these are real doozies, and we share our favorites from the retro article. Also featured on this week’s episode: Susie’s styled herself into a new job and Angie’s found another garbage TV show.

How’s Your Mental Health These Days?: FH050 August 31, 2020 - After nearly six months of social distancing and isolation, we look toward the winter months and wonder, "How the hell are we gonna to do this?," especially those of us… More

After nearly six months of social distancing and isolation, we look toward the winter months and wonder, “How the hell are we gonna to do this?,” especially those of us who live in colder climates. This week we reveal how our mental health has been affected by the pandemic, and share our plans for making the indoor-ness of winter tolerable. Also featured on this episode: Susie’s a glorious birthday girl, and Angie kicks some fruit fly ass.

Want Some Wine With Those Cheesy Movies? FH049 August 24, 2020 - There are good movies, there are bad movies, and there are ALSO good-bad movies. We share our favorite terrible-but-can't-look-away films, and each review the cheesy movie that was assigned by… More

There are good movies, there are bad movies, and there are ALSO good-bad movies. We share our favorite terrible-but-can’t-look-away films, and each review the cheesy movie that was assigned by the other one. Yeah, there are some doozies, folks. Also featured in this episode: Susie shares her full moon, and Angie makes an exciting purchase that’s bigger than a bread box.

How Much is Too Much TMI?: FH048 August 17, 2020 - Are you comfortable with others sharing info with you about their injuries? Their sex lives? Their money situations? How do YOU feel about sharing your own personal information? This week… More

Are you comfortable with others sharing info with you about their injuries? Their sex lives? Their money situations? How do YOU feel about sharing your own personal information? This week we reveal the topics we think are TMI — yes, we do have boundaries! Also featured in this episode: Susie drops a bomb on her husband’s meditation, and Angie’s finding mysteries from across the pond.

Asking for What You Want (What-cho-want?): FH047 August 12, 2020 - It's a special Wednesday episode! Sometimes it's hard to ask for what you want. Whether it's about money, friendship issues, or even bedroom-related requests, we're making ourselves totally vulnerable when… More

It’s a special Wednesday episode! Sometimes it’s hard to ask for what you want. Whether it’s about money, friendship issues, or even bedroom-related requests, we’re making ourselves totally vulnerable when we ask. But guess what? The answer is always no unless you DO ask! This week, we share experiences and ideas around this very subject. It’s also perfect timing because we’re kicking off a brand new Patreon fun-a-palooza, and you can become a patron for as little as $3 a month! We’re asking you to help support a podcast run by a couple of weird, creative women who are making their dreams come true. Plus, there are rewards! Check us out at patreon.com/femininehijinxpodcast — thank you!

Back to the Desert Island: FH046 August 10, 2020 - While we're preparing a special Wednesday episode, we invite you to return to one of our very favorite ones: Desert Island Wish Lists, which originally aired on February 24, 2020.… More

While we’re preparing a special Wednesday episode, we invite you to return to one of our very favorite ones: Desert Island Wish Lists, which originally aired on February 24, 2020.

Would you bring Champagne as your only drink on a desert island? One of us would. How about a fancy adjustable bed? Yep — one of us definitely would. This week we reveal our desert island wish lists, and Angie is a cheater. Also featured in this episode: Susie finds she underestimated a classic horror film, and Angie plans to sew some clothing (ass-less chaps?).

Diggin’ the Gig Economy: FH045 August 3, 2020 - What the heck is the gig economy, and have the changing times driven more people in that direction? We get giggy wit' it on this week's show as we share… More

What the heck is the gig economy, and have the changing times driven more people in that direction? We get giggy wit’ it on this week’s show as we share our own ups and downs working non-traditional jobs. Also featured on this episode: Susie is psyched for the release of her 2021 Badass Planner, and Angie’s 2021 Texts from Mittens daily calendar is here, too!