Boy Talk in the Ladies’ Room: FH012 December 9, 2019 - We're no longer giggly teenage girls -- well, no longer teenage girls -- but why shouldn't we talk about past and present crushes, celebrity or otherwise? This week, we discuss… More

We’re no longer giggly teenage girls — well, no longer teenage girls — but why shouldn’t we talk about past and present crushes, celebrity or otherwise? This week, we discuss our “types” and our opinion on the Sexiest Man Alive situation over at People Magazine. Also featured in this episode: holiday shopping habits and fart-masking jeans (they’re a thing!).

Giving the Bird to Holiday Food Guilt: FH011 December 2, 2019 - A second cookie? Yes, please! This week, we're giving you the green light to enjoy all those holiday treats you enjoy, and not give one sh*t about it. Life's too… More

A second cookie? Yes, please! This week, we’re giving you the green light to enjoy all those holiday treats you enjoy, and not give one sh*t about it. Life’s too short to waste good mashed potatoes. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s chiropractor’s got boozy gifts to give, and Angie’s got the 411 on her latest cult-tastic TV find.

We’ve Got a Wild Hair: FH010 November 25, 2019 - Are you ever too old to do something daring with your hair? We don't think so. Even if you could never pull off the Farrah look back in the day,… More

Are you ever too old to do something daring with your hair? We don’t think so. Even if you could never pull off the Farrah look back in the day, you can still rock those locks in a million different ways. Also featured in this episode: the questionable glory of canned cranberry “sauce;” marinating in gin and tonics, and more.

WTF with the RBF? FH009 November 18, 2019 - Do you have Resting Bitch Face (RBF)? First of all, who cares, and why are some people only comfortable when we smile? "You look prettier when you smile." STFU. Also… More

Do you have Resting Bitch Face (RBF)? First of all, who cares, and why are some people only comfortable when we smile? “You look prettier when you smile.” STFU. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s been living in an Amish Paradise (sort of); and why does Angie always end up with a different version of the same haircut?

It’s a Ladies’ Room Time Machine: FH008 November 11, 2019 - Applying secret make-up, gossiping, naughty rendezvous-ing, losing jewelry in the toilet -- the ladies' room has and continues to be a cornucopia of sweet, funny, and, um, interesting memories. This… More

Applying secret make-up, gossiping, naughty rendezvous-ing, losing jewelry in the toilet — the ladies’ room has and continues to be a cornucopia of sweet, funny, and, um, interesting memories. This week, we flush out our brains and recall some of our favorite ladies’ rooms shenanigans. Also featured in this episode: bathroom stall poetry, new hairdos, and pre-holiday drinking.

We Love Rock ‘n Roll : FH007 November 4, 2019 - Do you still rock the same music you did years ago? Do you turn it up to 11, even though you might embarrass family members? This week, we tune in… More

Do you still rock the same music you did years ago? Do you turn it up to 11, even though you might embarrass family members? This week, we tune in to our musical faves from then and now, and wonder why some people don’t like artists or songs they did back in the day. Also in this episode: one of us was on jury DOODY and the other’s meditation practice is totally making waves — energy waves, that is.

The Brady Bunch Effect: Fallout from the Perfect Family: FH006 October 28, 2019 - Who didn't watch the Bradys? Whether we loved or hated them, they probably had an impact on us as kids and may have even affected how we parented. We dive… More

Who didn’t watch the Bradys? Whether we loved or hated them, they probably had an impact on us as kids and may have even affected how we parented. We dive into our experiences with The Brady Effect and even discuss He Who Shall Not Be Named (cousin Oliver). Also covered in this episode: one of us has a new job and the other one is doing a great job procrastinating. All of this … and more!

Your Flawsome, Awesome Body: FH005 October 21, 2019 - As we age, our bodies change in "interesting" ways, but we can still rock those flawsome bods! On this episode, we gab about wrinkles, flab, and aches ... and also… More

As we age, our bodies change in “interesting” ways, but we can still rock those flawsome bods! On this episode, we gab about wrinkles, flab, and aches … and also share three things we love about our own bodies. Love on yourself! Also featured: the love/hate relationship we have with scary movies, and a woman in love with a carnival ride (for realz) — and more!

Eat, Prey, Love – Cougaring 101: FH004 October 14, 2019 - We're not cougars, but one of us thinks she could be if she were single. And what's a "jaguar?" A "puma?" We answer these burning questions and more on this… More

We’re not cougars, but one of us thinks she could be if she were single. And what’s a “jaguar?” A “puma?” We answer these burning questions and more on this episode. Also discussed: a crazy manifesting crystal AND getting trampled by moose (not at the same time), and more!

The “Joys” of Bra Shopping: FH003 October 7, 2019 - Raise your cups -- this week we're toasting to the good, the bad, and the ugly of looking for that perfect bra. Also covered in this episode: manifesting greatness, Halloween-y… More

Raise your cups — this week we’re toasting to the good, the bad, and the ugly of looking for that perfect bra. Also covered in this episode: manifesting greatness, Halloween-y weirdness, how to disguise a fart, an Urban Dictionary poem, and more.