Fashion Mistakes That Age You? Really?: FH059 November 2, 2020 - We reflect on another oh-so-confusing article that tries to tell us women the items not to wear/things not to do -- this time, because they age us. Most of them… More

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We reflect on another oh-so-confusing article that tries to tell us women the items not to wear/things not to do — this time, because they age us. Most of them are questionable, but we both agree nude pantyhose with reinforced toes are probably a no-go. Also featured on this episode: Susie’s husband steals her candle and leaves town, and Angie’s had some heartache.

Halloween Hijinx: FH058 October 26, 2020 - Do you like carving pumpkins? Come on, be honest. It's that spooky season again, and we celebrate by sharing our favorite scary movies (scary is relative, of course), candy, costumes,… More

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Do you like carving pumpkins? Come on, be honest. It’s that spooky season again, and we celebrate by sharing our favorite scary movies (scary is relative, of course), candy, costumes, and traditions we secretly can’t stand. Also in this episode: Susie’s tech challenges are all Mercury’s fault and Angie gets glam.

Let’s Talk About Swearing: FH057 October 19, 2020 - There's science that says people who swear like sailors lie less often and have more integrity than the non-potty mouthed ones. We discuss this very important topic, and share our… More

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There’s science that says people who swear like sailors lie less often and have more integrity than the non-potty mouthed ones. We discuss this very important topic, and share our favorite swear words. Also featured on this episode: Susie strings us along in more ways than one, and Angie flirts with yet another deadline.

Facts About Women’s Bodies Men Probably Don’t Know: FH056 October 12, 2020 - Women's bodies are complicated, but men (and some women) may be surprised at some of the wild and wonderful things it can do. Also featured on this episode: Susie celebrates… More

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Women’s bodies are complicated, but men (and some women) may be surprised at some of the wild and wonderful things it can do. Also featured on this episode: Susie celebrates 27 years of wedded bliss, and Angie’s obsessed with a hidey-hole.

Are You Brand Loyal?: FH055 October 5, 2020 - Do the quality of zips matter on your storage bags? Do you split hairs over hair care products? This week, we spill the products to which we're brand loyal ...… More

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Do the quality of zips matter on your storage bags? Do you split hairs over hair care products? This week, we spill the products to which we’re brand loyal … and speaking of spills, don’t even come at us with anything other than a select-a-size paper towel. Also featured on this episode: Susie admires the trek from Poo-Poo Point to Pee-Pee Creek (naturally), and Angie’s broken the seal on her favorite seasonal munchie.

A Few of Our Favorite Things: FH054 September 28, 2020 - Are you obsessed with anything lately? There are a few things totally blowing our skirts up, and we want to tell you all about them. Listen in to hear our… More

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Are you obsessed with anything lately? There are a few things totally blowing our skirts up, and we want to tell you all about them. Listen in to hear our current preoccupations in music, sandwiches, drinks, magical personal care products and more. Also featured in this episode: Susie lives next door to spider condos and Angie gets the “short-legged dog” report every morning.

Things That Sound Better Than They Actually Are: FH053 September 21, 2020 - Fancy sports cars and shower sex are just a couple of ideas that seem fun, but really, where do you put your groceries in that tiny car? How do you… More

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Fancy sports cars and shower sex are just a couple of ideas that seem fun, but really, where do you put your groceries in that tiny car? How do you keep from slipping in the shower and injuring yourself? Also featured on this episode: Susie’s getting daily KISS alarms, and Angie’s recovering from movin’ on up.

Are You a Fashion Plate?: FH052 September 14, 2020 - How would you describe your style? Do you track the latest fashion trends, or do you have no time for those bollocks? This week, we share our opinions on this… More

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How would you describe your style? Do you track the latest fashion trends, or do you have no time for those bollocks? This week, we share our opinions on this year’s fashion passions, and put our own labels on each other’s looks. Also featured in this episode: Susie waxes poetic over candles, and Angie’s added a new slang word to her vocabulary.

How to Get a Husband (According to 1958): FH051 September 7, 2020 - "Get a sunburn." Yep, that's one of the "129 Ways to Get a Husband" as detailed in a 1958 issue of McCall's magazine. Seriously, some of these are real doozies,… More

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“Get a sunburn.” Yep, that’s one of the “129 Ways to Get a Husband” as detailed in a 1958 issue of McCall’s magazine. Seriously, some of these are real doozies, and we share our favorites from the retro article. Also featured on this week’s episode: Susie’s styled herself into a new job and Angie’s found another garbage TV show.

How’s Your Mental Health These Days?: FH050 August 31, 2020 - After nearly six months of social distancing and isolation, we look toward the winter months and wonder, "How the hell are we gonna to do this?," especially those of us… More

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After nearly six months of social distancing and isolation, we look toward the winter months and wonder, “How the hell are we gonna to do this?,” especially those of us who live in colder climates. This week we reveal how our mental health has been affected by the pandemic, and share our plans for making the indoor-ness of winter tolerable. Also featured on this episode: Susie’s a glorious birthday girl, and Angie kicks some fruit fly ass.