Coffee Substitutes, Valentine Self-Love, and Smelly Gloves: FH021 February 10, 2020 - This week's episode should probably be called, 'What the Smell?" We try coffee substitutes and have definite opinions about their tastes and smells. Also featured this week: "Smell my pits!;"… More

This week’s episode should probably be called, ‘What the Smell?” We try coffee substitutes and have definite opinions about their tastes and smells. Also featured this week: “Smell my pits!;” dating yourself for Valentine’s Day; childhood memories of “Country Crotch” butter substitute; and Angie’s disgusting gloves. Enjoy!

The Why We Can’t Sleep Book – Gen X Women + Midlife Crisis: FH020 February 3, 2020 - Are Gen X women facing unique roadblocks? Author Ada Calhoun thinks so, and we agree. This week, we dig into Why We Can't Sleep: Women's New Midlife Crisis, and gab… More

Are Gen X women facing unique roadblocks? Author Ada Calhoun thinks so, and we agree. This week, we dig into Why We Can’t Sleep: Women’s New Midlife Crisis, and gab about the book, as well as our own experiences and coping strategies. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s husband’s otherworldly experience with pork nugs, and Angie’s empty nesting for the second time around.

Underwear! Furniture Fun! Condo Curiosity! FH019 January 27, 2020 - What kind of underwear do YOU wear? Has your changing body or age affected the type of skivvies you purchase? This week we share our own exciting (and no-so-exciting) underwear… More

What kind of underwear do YOU wear? Has your changing body or age affected the type of skivvies you purchase? This week we share our own exciting (and no-so-exciting) underwear journeys, as well as muse over such topics as period panties and bubble-wrap chaps. Also featured in this week’s episode: Susie’s mid-century furniture frenzy and Angie’s condo-manifesting madness.

Mom’s Advice, Killer Party Themes, and Birthday Hoopla: FH018 January 20, 2020 - Are we turning into our moms? We share advice our mothers gave us, including marriage wisdom and boob-touching magic. Also featured in this episode: Susie's tool-stealing, Angie's opinions on American… More

Are we turning into our moms? We share advice our mothers gave us, including marriage wisdom and boob-touching magic. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s tool-stealing, Angie’s opinions on American cheese and mayo, and Gwyneth’s overpriced vag candle.

Personality Color Madness, Road Trip Poop, and the Many Faces of Kicking Ass: FH017 January 13, 2020 - What does your favorite color say about you? We dig into colorful personalities and try not to throw too much shade. Also featured in this episode: Susie's a not-so-secret Hamburgler;… More

What does your favorite color say about you? We dig into colorful personalities and try not to throw too much shade. Also featured in this episode: Susie’s a not-so-secret Hamburgler; people are sunning “where the sun don’t shine,” Angie slows the F down; and … who the hell gets the right to decide the color of the year?

Goofin’ on 2020 Wellness Trends: FH016 January 6, 2020 - Compression boots, sober curiosity, and animal flow classes -- we chew the fat on these and more wellness trends of the new year. Also in this episode: Angie walks into… More

Compression boots, sober curiosity, and animal flow classes — we chew the fat on these and more wellness trends of the new year. Also in this episode: Angie walks into a glass wall, and Susie puts the skids under entertaining.

New Year’s Revolution, Felt Up With a Pen, and Whooping Cough PSA: FH015 December 30, 2019 - Happy 2020! New Year's resolution? How about a New Year's REVOLUTION? Let's get real up in here, friends. Also on this week's episode: Susie makes her goals in cavewoman-speak; Angie… More

Happy 2020! New Year’s resolution? How about a New Year’s REVOLUTION? Let’s get real up in here, friends. Also on this week’s episode: Susie makes her goals in cavewoman-speak; Angie has a relationship with her pens; a discussion on the “gift” of whooping cough; twerking shenanigans — and, as always — much more!

Gen X Holiday Nostalgiarama, Inappropriate Sibling Gifts, and Christmas Tree Accidents: FH014 December 23, 2019 - Remember Christmas in the 70s and 80s? We relive our Christmas Vacation-esque memories, including such greats as a "divorce decree" Christmas carol and a nearly decapitated Christmas tree angel. Also… More

Remember Christmas in the 70s and 80s? We relive our Christmas Vacation-esque memories, including such greats as a “divorce decree” Christmas carol and a nearly decapitated Christmas tree angel. Also featured: women who rock, chime candles, and crappy stocking stuffers.

FOMO Cookbook and Avoiding Holiday BS: FH13 December 16, 2019 - Kick holiday stress in its shiny butt -- we have ideas! Also included in this episode: the, um, interesting smell of cumin; bucking the holiday expectations system, and more! More

Kick holiday stress in its shiny butt — we have ideas! Also included in this episode: the, um, interesting smell of cumin; bucking the holiday expectations system, and more!

Boy Talk in the Ladies’ Room: FH012 December 9, 2019 - We're no longer giggly teenage girls -- well, no longer teenage girls -- but why shouldn't we talk about past and present crushes, celebrity or otherwise? This week, we discuss… More

We’re no longer giggly teenage girls — well, no longer teenage girls — but why shouldn’t we talk about past and present crushes, celebrity or otherwise? This week, we discuss our “types” and our opinion on the Sexiest Man Alive situation over at People Magazine. Also featured in this episode: holiday shopping habits and fart-masking jeans (they’re a thing!).